Archive for the ‘J's Posts’ Category

Heard around our house this morning . . .

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Miss S (3yrs old) complaining about Master S (1½ yrs old):

“Stop it! Stop stepping on my musical sheet!”

-J

Profit from Loss

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

So, today JPMorgan’s stock rose because it lost less than analysts predicted.  Man, I would love to find a job where I get a bonus because I sucked less last year than my boss expected me to!

-J

Words that come back to haunt . . .

Friday, July 11th, 2008

So we’re all sitting at dinner earlier this week. K, with a hint of exasperation, says to Miss S something about eating with her fork and not her hands. Miss S turns to K and says, sincerely with a genuine curiosity, “Mama, am I deaf?”

-J